You treat her like a sex toy.

Just pulling her out

when you need a quickie.



She’s not like that you know.

She wants a real relationship

and she’s more than capable

of supporting one.



But that’s all you ever see her for…

A quickie. A little bit-o-feel-good.

You pop her off to get the job done

but turn your nose up at her

when you catch a glimpse

of how kinky she’ll let you get.



You think her “objects” are fake.

But I’ll tell you something:

they are as real as that Java bitch’s

and twenty times more flexible.



You don’t see her for the powerful

woman she is.

You think she’s not good enough

for your “Enterprise”

and then you go and use her again…

squeezing in another quick one

between your “real” apps

when nobody’s looking.



She deserves better than you.

She deserves someone who’ll

appreciate her, who’ll dress her up,

and make her look pretty.

Someone who won’t be ashamed

to take her out in public.



Someone who’s loved her

since the beginning and isn’t

afraid to admin it…

isn’t afraid to sing it from the rooftops!



I LOVE YOU PERL !

And I always will!