LazyWeb Hardware Idea

If you build this I will buy it.: Ergonomic Dvorak keyboards are effing expensive. Dvorak keyboards are hard to find in general and software remapping in the OS has a variety of…. issues. I want a USB dongle that remaps keystrokes from a QWERTY keyboard to Dvorak. Even better put a switch on it to turn off the remapping. I will pay up to $25 for such a device.