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Office Memo

Dear Sir or Madam:

You may not be aware but liquids are capable of flowing through holes. If you place a container of liquid in such a manner that its opening is below the level of the liquid, the liquid will flow through that opening.

Please take a moment to consider the implications of this, and discuss them with your coworkers, as some of them are apparently unaware of this fun fact. Yesterday, one of them placed a carton of cream on its side, with the opening below the level of the fluid inside. As a result, we now have cream all over the bottom of the fridge.

P.S.

The responsible party may want to consider taking a sick day, leveraging our health plan, and going to see a doctor. Potential brain tumors should not be treated lightly.