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An evil bathroom ~ Did The Joker design it? ~ I'm greatly displeased

I walk in and the light snaps on. The stalls resemble small concrete torture rooms where you can easily wash down the blood. I’m about to sit when the light snaps off. “WTF?! Was there a switch I missed?” I start to move and they snap back on. No switch by the door. “This does not bode well.” The lights are on a timer. It is set to approximately 15 seconds after movement stops. It doesn’t notice you on the toilet. Every fifteen seconds the lights snap off and you have to wave your arms in the air to make them come back on.

On the up side: most interesting poo I’ve had in years. :)